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sallyw, if this is a identify the mystery noise question then you are bang out of order. it was bad enough that colonial upstart trying to muscle in on pastille's moment of glory. but at least he had the good grace to offer a solution to the set question. you've not even bothered to do that, just jumped straight to setting a new one. you bitch. on the other hand if your posting is simply a joke, then I have to say that I don't know what the answer is.

A fisher cat in heat?

Aristo - never would I have the temerity to impinge on pastille's moment of glory! It is a joke, and a very bad Christmas cracker one, and the answer is - ta da - a woodpecker with a hangover!

Sorry - that should be phillip first, then aristo after - consequence of way too much Christmas cheer! Oh and phillip - I love it when you're angry! xx

Sallyw, if that is the standard of jokes from your Christmas crackers you should ask for your money back.

Hello all,

Nice to hear a lively conversation, but Pip...Pay Attention!

I have "girly bits"!

Could one of your NEW YEARS Revelations be to stop referring to me as a "him".

Then, again...if this is beyond you...I will just have to live with it.

Kissypoos,

p@ :)

pastille, I am so sorry if I blurred your sexuality. I know that in reality you are every red-blooded man's sexual fantasy come true-on legs-etc. grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Why...thank you!

And just to hijack this thread...hiya Sallyw...hope you are well! big kishesandwishes!

Hi pastille I am full of Christmas spirit(s) and mince pies! how are you?