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pipesmoker

31st October 2011, 20:36
I've had to join the 'ignore the doorbell' gang, since Mrs P wouldn't let me pour boiling water on the guisers, from an upstairs window.

I offered my kids my services as the Guy, as I am much more gruesome than their creation was, but had to withdraw the offer when they said they would have to throw me on the bonfire at the end of the night.

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sallyw

31st October 2011, 22:00
Julie thanks! Pipesmoker, brilliant!
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pastille

31st October 2011, 22:25
Good thread Neilm...
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les40

31st October 2011, 23:13
As a child, I was given a few simple rules by my parents to keep me safe.

1) Don't speak to strangers
2) If a stranger speaks to you, just walk away
3) Don't get into a strangers car
4) Don't accept sweets or gifts off strangers
5) If you're in trouble, then find a policeman
6) Don't walk the streets after dark alone
7) Don't be cheeky to your elders
8) Always try to let us (Parents) know where you are.

I am all for trick or treat and Christmas carols and all that, especially if the costumes are well made and accompanied by adults for T or T and the carollers can actually sing at Xmas.
However, last year at this time, I had a knock at the door about 9:45pm, my good lady openned the door to two young girls, approx age 13 or 14, dreessed in what can only be described as burlesque outfits (more of a trashy St Trinians than Halloween). They said Trick or Treat, we said we had no sweets left but would give them a quid for their trouble, to which one of them piped up saying "could you make it £2, so we can afford some fags". I asked where their parents where, and they just laughed and said they weren't bloody kids. I went to get them a quid to get rid, and on my return to the front door, they were both stood in the hallway chatting to my partner.

Now I'm not a stuck up git, but if you change Car to House in rule 3 then rules 1,2,3,4,6,7, and 8 were well and truly defenestrated by these girls. Rule 5 is now a rarity, so can be deemed as a misnomer.

I blame the parents!

Rant over.

Good Night All
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pastille

31st October 2011, 23:19
Night Les40...

Enjoyed your wise words.
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