Chips. I sent in the Saturday Daily Telegraph crossword, many years ago, (only about 3 times) and won a silver ball pen ! I stopped after that, and would stop sending in The ST if I won . I think the odds against must be enormous.
I was speaking to a friend in Sandhurst, who knew someone who knew one of the 'setters' at the ST, and she had won 5 times ! ! Maybe it's not what you know.....