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morning sallyw I hope I am not the eery one (just my joke) what on earth is in your morning marmalade ? Yes, we will spot the t's but we will ignore !

Dear Mrs Trellis

I can only apologise for the demented ravings of sal and wen. If only they would get proper treatment I'm sure they would find inner calm and peace.

I love being demented - I'm so good at it that it happens even though I haven't posted since yesterday!!

24 degrees here today and the crossword will be done outside while having lunch!

Dementedly yours,

Wendy

As a practicing Buddhist I have inner peace whereas you Phill are a bully, probably with low self esteem, and the only way that you can bolster your failing maasculinity is by picking on people on-line, (I notice you only pick on women - did your mother not breast feed you long enough), hiding behind the anonymity of the internet. I apologise for obviously making you feel even more inadequate with my vastly superior intelligence, and really sorry that wendy, pastille, myself and probably a few other people on this site think you're a bit of a sad joke. ( I have checked for typos, but feel free to point out any I may have missed Phill. xx

sallyw - I've been out this morning and just checked in while having lunch. Please remember trevor's voice of reason ? It's doing no good at all getting all worked up. That's just what Phillip and others want you to do. Remember your inner peace and calm and just let the t's be. Then there will be nothing for them to complan about. Sorry about this rant, but it's getting to me. J

cheers jazzgirl - will go off and have a chant. xx

Thanks for the advice Jazzgirl. I will try to ignore Sal.and Wen.
It's easy to ignore someone as inconsequential as Wen but more difficult with Sal given her fantastically superior intelligence. She must be the cleverest person ever.

Good afternoon all,

Just to say I too am a Buddhist...and have just found my inner peace (which had both butter and jam on it bliss... Scottish joke!)

I have had a word with my inner child, and she has promised to behave.

And finally....I would like to impart some words of Wisdom, passed onto me many years ago by an aged monk...

"It takes 83 muscles to smile...

But, only 4 to punch someone in the mouth...

Put more effort in you lazy mare!"

OOOMMMOOOMMMMOOOOOMMMMM

Perhaps Phillip is a seventh day homosexual. unusual but these days who can say it's wrong.

Or even a Urinitarian.