Lucy, now you really are being a prize mammalian protuberence. Lacking any real brain or verbal dexterity you have to resort to cheap insults. Please don't get your moustache in a twist just because you can dish out abuse but can't take it.
Dear as in the don't worry your pretty little head about such things way,stick to girlie things. You carry on in your fantasy land,where you are witty and bright. Here in reality you are boring and dull. I'm off now. Feel free to carry on ranting.