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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

If you are not living on the edge then you are taking up too much room.

I'm off now, if I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they're not.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government programme.

Hypochondria is the only illness I haven't got.

If it's called the tourist season howcome we can't shoot them?

An alcoholic is someone who drinks more than his doctor.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Why is it that some days you're the dog and some days you're the lamp post.

I went to a book store and asked the assistant where the self-help books were and she said she couldn't help me as it would defeat the purpose.

Thank God for that. That should keep Celadon happy by reaching 100. Can we move on now?????