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bees

29th September 2010, 19:55
terry, I'm being thick, I don't understand 894.
Also, I can't take the Miliband of Brothers seriously; do they remind anyone else of Mike and Bernie Winters?
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terry

29th September 2010, 20:03
Sorry Bees.
I know it's not a very good joke but I didn't think it was that bad. Inland/seaside. seaside not inland.so why should I pay inland tax if I don't live inland.
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trevor

29th September 2010, 20:12
... and Harriet Harman looks a bit like Schnorbitz,or a dog at least.
ouch,meow, i really shoudn't post this rubbish,but not many people view these large threads do they?
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bees

29th September 2010, 20:30
Sorry Terry, I really was being thick, wasn't I?
It's a good gag; I wish I'd thought of it. But it obviously would have taxed my brain too much.
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sallyw

30th September 2010, 12:55
Getting towards 1000 posts. Here's one more.
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bees

30th September 2010, 20:55
I've been banned from my local Polish Shop. They got sick of me going in and asking for Brasso.
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coline

30th September 2010, 22:06
I expect they got brassed off.
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celadon

1st October 2010, 09:39
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's ipod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
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celadon

2nd October 2010, 12:18
=: The Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh :=

His dizzy aunt -------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate --------------- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store -- Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia --- U Gogh
His magician uncle ------------- Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin ------------- A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother --- Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach - Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle ------------ Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt -------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle ------------ Flamin Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin --------- Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking - Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ----------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco ----------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV ---- Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling as you were reading... there ya Gogh!
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terry

2nd October 2010, 22:23
I went on a safari to the serengeti and saw two male lions shagging each other. I thought "have they no pride".
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