Sorry if some aren't new,
... A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
... Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
... Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
... Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
... A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
... A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
... Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
... Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
... Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
... Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
... When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
... A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
... What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
... Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
... In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
... She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
... A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
... If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
... The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
... You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
... Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
... Every calendar's days are numbered..
... A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
... A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
... He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
... A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium
At large.
... Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
... Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis..
... Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
... Acupuncture is a jab well done.