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16th January 2010, 20:25
The Meaning of Life

List of characters:-

Polarised Polar Cub = PPC

Mummy Polar Bear = MPB

Daddy Polar Bear = DPB

PPC
“Daddy, am I a pure polar bear?”

DPB
“Of course you are, pure as the driven snow.”

PPC
“Are you sure, now? Not part-grizzly bear,err,or brown bear, err, or any other kind of bear?”

DPB
“Of course I’m sure, you are pure polar bear. Why don’t you ask Mummy, She will tell you”

PPC
“Mummy, am I a pure polar bear?”

MPB
“Of course you are, pure as the driven snow.”

PPC
“Are you sure, now? Not part-grizzly bear, err, or brown bear, err, or any other kind of bear?”

MPB
“Of course I’m sure, you are pure polar bear. Why do you ask? Do you have o problem with that?

PPC
“Yes, I do, I’m F**KIN’ FREEZIN’

Aaaaaahhhh
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16th January 2010, 22:53
Peter Kaye's posers:-

-Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
-You never know where to look when eating a banana.
-Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
-The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
-You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
-Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
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