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We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Madam, you need a 1/4 horsepower.'

I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, "NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two."

We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park, Nr Watford UK

A pleasant verse:-

As I awoke this morning
When all good things were born
A robin lighted on my cill
To greet the coming dawn

He was so small and fragile
And so sweetly did he sing
That thoughts of joy and happiness
Into my heart did bring

I smiled so sweetly at him
As I lay there on my bed
And I slowly brought the window down
And crushed his f**kin' head.


Aaaaaahh!

The Meaning of Life

List of characters:-

Polarised Polar Cub = PPC

Mummy Polar Bear = MPB

Daddy Polar Bear = DPB

PPC
“Daddy, am I a pure polar bear?”

DPB
“Of course you are, pure as the driven snow.”

PPC
“Are you sure, now? Not part-grizzly bear,err,or brown bear, err, or any other kind of bear?”

DPB
“Of course I’m sure, you are pure polar bear. Why don’t you ask Mummy, She will tell you”

PPC
“Mummy, am I a pure polar bear?”

MPB
“Of course you are, pure as the driven snow.”

PPC
“Are you sure, now? Not part-grizzly bear, err, or brown bear, err, or any other kind of bear?”

MPB
“Of course I’m sure, you are pure polar bear. Why do you ask? Do you have o problem with that?

PPC
“Yes, I do, I’m F**KIN’ FREEZIN’

Aaaaaahhhh

Fifteen

Fourteen

Thirteen

Twelve

Eleven

Ten

Peter Kaye's posers:-

-Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
-You never know where to look when eating a banana.
-Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
-The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
-You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
-Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.