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Well, those who wish to see this thread survive to reach 700 will have to start thinking of things to post in it. As the old maxim says "Use It Or Lose It".

I remember old Maxim well. He'd bounce me on his knee as the samovar gurgled. Bounce, bounce. Varya would look across with her face afrown. Bounce bounce. Quicker and quicker. I never understood why he'd suddenly pass me to Varya and scuttle out of the room.

Acrouch?

Appallingly tall and awkward, that shmuck: Yefim used to call him Maxim Gawky...

Why don't ypu go for a Chekhov?

A Pedant interposes: might it be that the young 'uns don't know how to reach the exalted heights of the six hundreds-odd without mucho scrolling? Could be why we're starved of young (yum yum) blood... May Poseur live long and thrive.

Time for one of those explanatory notes?

I remember the old Maxim. The trouble is, I used up the last of its ammunition last Halloween, wiping out those damned Trick-or-Treaters. Does anyone know where I can get a belt?

John from A: very impressed with your view. From my window I can see a house full of women. Just my luck, it's a convent.

Bees, Take that telescope from your eye and don't get into the habit.
Colin

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night..

She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

I said, 'No' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:




'Mum, you still awake?'