trevor
24th September 2009, 04:00
stop right there TJ!!
This piss Artiste
certainly aint me
maybe it's the wanker
we used to call Jim B.
This piss Artiste
certainly aint me
maybe it's the wanker
we used to call Jim B.
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the joker
25th September 2009, 02:44
Liked your poem.Whatever has happened to JimB?
Conspicuous by his absence.
Anyway Trevor here is a story about that hypocrite
Bat Man.
Wonder Woman was sunbathing nude on the roof of her skyscraper when the Invisible Man flew over to see her.He dropped down and was lying on top of her when Bat Man flew over.
He looked down and saw Wonder Woman lying there,legs apart,and unable to resist,he swooped down on top of her.
Wonder Woman exclaimed"What the Hell was that!",and the Invisible Man said"I don't know,but it was ,bloody sore".
Conspicuous by his absence.
Anyway Trevor here is a story about that hypocrite
Bat Man.
Wonder Woman was sunbathing nude on the roof of her skyscraper when the Invisible Man flew over to see her.He dropped down and was lying on top of her when Bat Man flew over.
He looked down and saw Wonder Woman lying there,legs apart,and unable to resist,he swooped down on top of her.
Wonder Woman exclaimed"What the Hell was that!",and the Invisible Man said"I don't know,but it was ,bloody sore".
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trevor
25th September 2009, 03:30
JimB and Campanilla(off together somewhere?).
ANYWAY...
your post is not only offensive,it is ridiculous.neither the invisible man or batman can fly.
I think you'll find that it was Superman who accidentally entered the invisible mans anus in an heroic bid to please a female Superhero.
please get your facts right.
ANYWAY...
your post is not only offensive,it is ridiculous.neither the invisible man or batman can fly.
I think you'll find that it was Superman who accidentally entered the invisible mans anus in an heroic bid to please a female Superhero.
please get your facts right.
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kiwikid
25th September 2009, 06:13
It was all a ploy, of course. Superman had already identified his.... er, target, having noted the Invisible Man's heat signature. Come on, anyone who ponces about all day in his underwear (in public, no less) has to be at least a tad "bent" !
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the joker
25th September 2009, 06:19
Again I plead poetic licence.
I am sure that if JimB and Campanilla are off together then JimB would not have been allowed to post such scurrilous remarks.
The finger of suspicion still points at you.
I feel there is the making of a song there.
I am sure that if JimB and Campanilla are off together then JimB would not have been allowed to post such scurrilous remarks.
The finger of suspicion still points at you.
I feel there is the making of a song there.
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celadon
25th September 2009, 09:03
Think we'll hit 400 before 1st October?
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the joker
26th September 2009, 20:42
Tempus fugit Celadon,only 3 days to go.
Maybe loads of posters waiting on sidelines to pounce at the last minute,and claim the coveted prize.
Joker
Maybe loads of posters waiting on sidelines to pounce at the last minute,and claim the coveted prize.
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anniec
26th September 2009, 20:54
I am beginning to suspect that all the recent posts on this are a monologue (with the notable exception of John from A who told me how to get to he end using offset) and only one other person ever replies to Celadon using a variety of pseudonyms, and telling themselves very old jokes which they laugh at and then correct. It's the only thing that explains these weird goings on! lol whoever you are
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john (from arran)
26th September 2009, 23:31
In post 381, TJ scrobe:
...You really are a Master at baiting people on this site.
Soooooo, whilst we are talking about being a baiting master ....
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a
Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside..
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
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...You really are a Master at baiting people on this site.
Soooooo, whilst we are talking about being a baiting master ....
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a
Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside..
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
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john (from arran)
26th September 2009, 23:40
... and for the first post in the final run up to 400 messages we have this tale:
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: 'Who?'
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros.
He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday.
He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with He could fix anything.
Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.
But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.
He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.
He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman"
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank, he died. I married his @*&!^# widow!
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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: 'Who?'
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros.
He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday.
He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with He could fix anything.
Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.
But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.
He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.
He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman"
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank, he died. I married his @*&!^# widow!
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