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I know a good joke about Chardonnay, but we've gone of the point (and ventured just inside the realms of madness, I fear). Let's get back to sorting out the poseur of the day.

Hi Bees

"Great wits are sure to madness near allied,
And thin partitions do their bounds divide"

Dryden
Regards

Joker

I'm as sane as the next man. Unfortunately people keep telling me I'm the only one who can see the next man. How you can miss an eighteen-stone man in a WWI German Generals' uniform, bouncing up and down on a pogo stick, is beyond me.

So the lady in the blue dress standing next to him is you Bee? Very pleased to meet you....

Campo

Have you got graphics? Can you copy me in?

JimB

P.S. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't pluck feathers off a frog!!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor...

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Would a cheese without a taste be called a chalk?

I'm glad we've got back on track. By the way, don't tell my wife about the blue dress, it's hers. That's why it's too big for me.

Bees

And the bikinis you've stopped wearing?

JimB