Crossword Help Forum
Forum Rules

I'm addicted to placebos. I'd stop taking them but it wouldn't make any difference.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

A couple of weeks ago, I had a strange dream that I was the author of Lord of the Rings.

When I woke up, SWMBO said, "Why were you Tolkien in your sleep last night?".

I once blew £2000 on a seminar about reincarnation. I thought, what the hell, you only live once.

A recent survey shows that three out of four people make up 75 per cent of the population.

Why is it that noone ever says "It's only a game." when their team is winning?

To Anthony Trevor William Andrew Turner.
Post No 186
You have my deepest sympathy and understanding of your embarrassment and would like to let you know that,for a small outlay,you can change your name by deed poll.
Joker
(David Ian Charles Kerr)

I know what you mean.

Ian Arnold Mark Anthony William Alfred Norman Kevin Eric Rubstick.

JimB

Well it's getting close now, there must be at least one t*at out there that deserves the dubious honour of being Mr/Mrs 200!!

Well go for it, I'm after the grand!!

JimB (with much humility)

my 1st is in things, but not in hinge,
my 2nd is in wine, but not in unhinged.
my 3rd is a vowel, in the word cat
my last is a t, like in the word things.

my whole is a prob for you all, can you solve that?