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I'll raise you 1, will you take 5 David?

I have a recurring nightmare of going over the Viagara falls.

JiumB

It would rather depend on whether they were both sadomasochists in which case they would probably settle for five sweets each, but, should the teacher be a dominatrix, she would end up with all ten plus a bag of smarties from the headmaster who, possibly, could be a voyeur....... the permutations are endless!!! I just can't see for the moment where the Board of School Governors fit in the equation!

Campo

With every passing day, and every passing post, I see a little more of your "dark side" and................... I LIKE IT.

Jimbomoreofit

Yeah. Times have certainly changed. We didn't have paedophiles when I was a kid. We had to buy our own sweets.

terry

And nary a puppy on offer anywhere; How deprived (depraved) we were!

JimB

Kids today are so scruffy you would think parents would be pleased if some kind soul takes the trouble to groom them.

Scottish Paedophile "Do you want to buy some sweets"

Monday morning and thinking time again. Here's one more appropriate to this forum.

In the following sentences replace "?" with any integer number spelled out and "??" with "first", "second", "third" or last"; so that all the sentences are true.

There are ? Hs in the ?? sentence.
There are ? Fs in the ?? sentence.
There are ? Ts in the ?? sentence.
There are ? Es in all the sentences.

Two solutions are known but there may be more.

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