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Nice one Campo!

Cut straight to the important issues. You obviously graduated from the standard "let's enjoy the trip" school of (feminine) logic.

Jimbo

T SHIRTS spotted being worn by POSERS OF THE DAY. This should get the posts well on the way to 200.

I have kleptomania,
But when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

My wife walked out on me because I'm a compulsive gambler. How can I win her back?

Terry

Is it really her back you want?

JimB

Oh campanilla. You have posted no less than nine posers in one message. How are we going know when 200 arrives now? You also missed out some vital questions:

1. Will the motorcycle have enough power to work the straightening/curling tongs?

2. How long after the anticipated starting time will it be before the motorcyclist's partner is actually ready to leave.

3. Do we have enough sunblock, or should we buy another three tubes just to be sure?

4. Do we have enough midge repellant? (See 3 above).

5. Is there a place to buy a new teapot, because the one we bought last week isn't quite the right colour?

I could go on......

See John, you've totally got the hang of it now. If we had had all that absolutely vital information at the beginning it would have been so easy to work out 48.284 miles. Do remember this for future brain teasers. Oh and by the way, could we please drop all those silly little x's and y thingys and perhaps use little hearts and clubs and things like Mamya uses, so much prettier don't you think?

maths (as taught in schools these days)seems to have changed a bit. Sample question from recent exam:-
If David has 6 sweets and Peter has 4, How many times must David hit Peter before he has 10 sweets.

Terry

Is not the answer dependant on how many sweets Peter is willing to trade for a bit of naughty spanking?

JimB

What???

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I'll raise you 1, will you take 5 David?