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Going on the drink alone it must be Roosevelt!
I'm pretty new to IT so I didn't know how to shortcut. I hated the back to front thread system when I first looked at the improved forum but it does have its occasional uses.

Yes - that's the one rossim, good old FDR himself.

I only use the newest post first format on this thread.

Yes, I should have clarified that I didn't mean Teddy.

BTW Have you noticed how many chocolate adverts are on this site and they seemed to start on the first day of LENT!

Here are the answers:-

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.


Remember:

Amateurs ... Built the ark.
Professionals ... Built the Titanic

'Viagra' is now available in tea bags.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance
but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

Did you know that "Hamburgers" is an anagram of "Shergar Bum" ?

Hitler woman is an anagram of mother in law.

How long is a piece of string?

Ans: Twice as long as from one end to the middle.

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK :

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4,STAY OUT OF THE WATER
5 . TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
6. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
7.DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
8.QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
9.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

10. WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:

"Hi sweetheart, it's Eric, I'm on the train.""Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting."

"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office, it was with the boss."

"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life."

"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

I like this woman. :