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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.

You know that you are getting older when the twinkle in your eye is only the sun reflecting off your bi-focals.

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

Why does bread go hard and biscuits go soft

Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day ?

Moisture content.

Probably depends a lot on humidity, but bread loses water to the air, & biscuits absorb it.

Biscuits usually contain more fats, lipids, which have a hydrophobic & a hydrophilic end.
The latter attracts the water.

Check the library for a book on cooking chemistry.

For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it.

Crazy Laws - Arizona

Hunting camels is prohibited.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

At the height of the gale, the harbour master radioed a coast guard and asked him to estimate the wind speed. He replied he was sorry, but he didn't have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff.
( Aberdeen Evening Express)