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theambler

2nd March 2011, 20:47
Just walked through this inviting philosophical portal and found myself at the end of the queue from hell. How is an ordinary chap/chapette supposed to pick up the thread let alone pass it through the eye of a needle. As Im talking about needles how on earth can I scroll back to the beginning/end? I havent got all night/month. However lets be positive -- a n d ..........
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wendy

3rd March 2011, 07:45
THEAMBLER

While you're making your way back, ask yourself....

How is it that pubic hair knows when to stop growing?
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celadon

3rd March 2011, 10:07
Wait till we get to 2000!

One for all us seniors:-

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.

The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands, they walked back to their old school.

It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared,

where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally .”
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet.

Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home.

There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!
Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”

Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door.

“Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”
Sally said, “No”.
Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile”
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”

Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ....”
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!”
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3rd March 2011, 10:18
Wouldn't it make more sense to lose the YESTERDAY, then it would seem like the man was going to tell his whole life story - hence the policeman getting bored?
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nimrod

3rd March 2011, 22:12
Just an idle thought:
If God did not exist, would it be necessary to invent him?
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theambler

3rd March 2011, 22:53
yes but no but..... and maybe, maybe
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helena

3rd March 2011, 23:21
If someone invented God would he not exist in their imagination?
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celadon

4th March 2011, 13:13
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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theambler

4th March 2011, 19:40
Previous posting merely an holding operation.
NIMROD no place for idle thoughts or hands.
God, being totally other , cannot be proved to exist, or not exist. Which does not stop billions of folk believing that He does even though they dont know IF HE does. SO we dont know and cannot say whether GOD does exisy or not. If one thought that GOD did not exist and tried to invent HIM it would be as pointless as trying to invent BONGO BONGO LAND. When you had done it you wouldnt have because YOU COULDNT HAVE. VERY BEST WISHES NIMROD
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pipesmoker

5th March 2011, 00:25
If a man tells you that he is a liar, do you believe him?
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