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Hello all,

Sorry Wendy, I am hijacking this thread to promote my compulsion to abuse exclamation marks today!!!!!

Have waited in all bloody!!! day, for bloody!!!forensics team to contact me re a bloody!!! break in at my bloody!!! allotment!!!!!

You would think they had crimes to investigate or some other bloody!!! thing!!!

I am not a happy bunny!!!

Seventh bloody!!! time in three bloody!!! years!!!

OH....I'd like to.....arghh...rip their....arggh!...and then.....where the sun don't shine!!!!!AAArggghHh!!!£$%&*!+!!!

Thank you Wendy...I feel better for that.

Take care,

Kissypoos,

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Another scunner is when people use their fingers to indicate quotation marks when they are speaking. Why? Hard to describe without actually doing it, but I think you will know what I mean.


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Feel free to vent your anger here!!!!! In fact I'll join you!!!!! A forensics team for a veggie patch eh? Have I gone quite mad????? (We can do abuse of question marks too!!!!!!) What on earth will they do - take DNA samples from your runner beans?????

You say you're "not a happy bunny".... perhaps it's the other bunnies who are gorging themselves on your fresh produce who are the culprits????

Seriously though - are people near you really selfish enough to do that? If so, I'd get meself a shotgun. Tell us more please.

@Pastille -- commiserations!!!!!!!!!
@Pipesmoker -- they're best described as 'bunny ears' (happy or otherwise).

Pipesmoker: In the US we call them air quotes, and they're usually used by airheads.

I just came in from weeding my garden. A woodchuck has been eating my chard!!!!! My exquisite, heavily savoyed argentata!!!!!!! The varmint has dug a tunnel system that looks as if it required massive federal funding, and it CANNOT BE OUTSMARTED!!!!!!! And it looks like a %$&^^!@ linebacker!!!!!

Thank you for your sympathy, one and all. Perhaps I should explain the word scunner for those who are not Scottish. A scunner is that which gives one the boke.

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As is "she's pure mingin, she gies me the boke ?"
J

Is it someone on here, Julie?

Absolutely not, they're all lovely, helpful people.