The Joker,
Hello there, I for one find your account of your day sadly lacking. You only give us a glimpse of your day. We want more salient details, the facts, the ins and outs, the minutia, the nitty gritty. You say you had breakfast--we want to know, nay, demand to know what u ate, what plants did u buy, colors etc. More info re the volvo may appeal to the more mechanical of us. Was the beer nice? Were u in an ambient setting? what golf handicap r u? You see it was just not enough to satisfy the reader and as a novelist you surely understand that yr audience will respect you more if you provide them with the brand of scotch the type of red wine (was it nice. I like a Flurie myself)Your evening meal? For one i want the recipe, cooking times,all the gory details - don't stint, it's a need to know basis and we need to know. Colour of paint and or wall paper would be handy. As a final touch with a hint and a nod to the aforementioned rant at the top of this thread. I fully expect u to provide us with all the late night clues to yr crossword.
However, i will leave it entirely up to your discretion as to whether you feel able to enlighten us further about the quickie!!!!
I and surely others wait with batted breath for further witty installments. So far I've done bugger all this morning - but I've laughed and that what it's all about.