The 'philosopher' is John Lock, though more accurately he was a political theorist. So you'll need an adjective derived from the name.
Smartie, I think it's fair to give the number of clashes by row. There've been a couple of queries about the total. Part of this information has already been given, but here they are all together: 2,6,7,1,2,3,5,5,2,6,7,5.