Persiflage 2 by aristophanes

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aristophanes

30th September 2011, 14:52

My maternal grandmother was rather well-to-do but extremely practical. Her last words (to my grandfather) were "Make sure you turn the water heater off when you go to the funeral."

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sallyw (aka - the original sallyw)

30th September 2011, 19:22

aristophanes that is great. Apparently my grandfathers last words were " I'm feeling a bit brighter".

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matron

30th September 2011, 19:30

Gawd, it's being so cheerful as keeps me goin'

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hallgreening

30th September 2011, 19:35

What's long and hard and makes a woman groan? ANS= An ironing board.(You must have a dirty mind).

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wendy

30th September 2011, 20:28

And on Spike Milligan's headstone

"I told them I was ill..."

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helenb

1st October 2011, 09:58

"I'd rather be in Philadelphia" W C Fields

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wendy

1st October 2011, 12:16

Seems like ages since Pastille posted.
Anyone seen her?

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pipesmoker

1st October 2011, 12:27

I like this thread. Do you have room for an elderly idiot? If so, I would like to join, please.

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julie, aberdeen

1st October 2011, 12:46

Hi Pipesmoker
Loved your story about being "locked" out of the ward on the RT thread.
Cheers
J

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pastille

1st October 2011, 12:51

Afernoon...

Hi Wendy, been awa visiting a friend.

And Pipesmoker, this is the perfect thread for you, smacks a bit of "A.S.O.H." and "The Misuse of the Apostrophe".

Wellycome aboard.

p@

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