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Conclusive proof that A.S.O.H headquarters is in Essex - a whole dedicated borough called HAVERING! (for you of Northern climes who may not have had the pleasure of an acquaintance..)

Oh, the tangled threads we reave!

Hi Sallyw, have you noticed, looking through this hilarious thread that almost everyone has a name. I noticed only one contributor who has an adjective.

susan you are so right!

I'm fading fast, off to bed for an early night with a Jumbo Cryptic that still has far too many gaps. Thanks to all nutty society members for a really good laugh. Ignore any gatecrashing adjectives and hopefully they'll go away. Keep having fun. Night everyone.

Goodnight Susan - Sweet dreams!

Sallyw thought we had long since heard the last of DOTW.
Has my application been accepted ?

Megan you are in!

I've just returned to this thread having been rudely interrupted by family matters, and have been much amused by you genial ASOHs. I see you have kindly backed my self-appointed treasurership - thank you so much.
Susan, glad you enjoyed my contribution on the radio earlier, I'm still waiting for the royalty cheques which never materialise.
Come on sallyw, you taught me DFTT - I know you can do it!

Hey Pipesmoker - as a former Dalzielian you have really put the cat among the doos (pigeons for non scots). To be a Dalzielian you had to attend one of Lanarkshire's finest educational establishments (a school) in Hamilton Road in sunny Motherwell(it is sunny today but it wont last).I reckon you have jumped ship & moved to darkest Ayrshire where havering is a top pastime similar to moshie & hunch cuddy hunch. So kep up the good work & haver a' the time bytheway. Try to get the BIG lottery winners to stop eating the fish & chips & ice cream from that well known eating placein Largs. When I say BIG I am not referring to the size of the win I am meaning them. Help ma boab are they no half BIG?