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Joker. Please reconsider your reconsideration. I feel it is necessary to have your voice present while we sing. Also, your life time's experience will help to keep us on the straight and narrow.

P.

PS, Haven't won any crosswords this week. Not even a freebie to the cinema. Also, I don't know the multi millionaires from Largs, and I am pretty sure they won't want to know me.

Best wishes.

P

TJ have you tried fettling?

Hello TJ, sorority indeed! Don't think so. I reckon the men are just being shy. Him indoors is totally brill at finishing my sentences and nattering on for hours about this and that, just as qualified as me for membership. In fact, I'm thinking of having a word with Seb Coe to see if he'd like to introduce a new Olympic event, filling in silent gaps with as many words as possible. I promise you, him indoors would be on that podium, no sweat! I've already entered him for the snoring event. So that'd be 2 gold medals for the mantelpiece. Come on you guys, admit it. You've all nominated yourselves for full membership and you've been accepted. You're just giving us girls the silent treatment. We know you're there!

Sally W
Don't know the word fettling. Does it have something to do with chipping at edges of pottery?
Or is this some local dialect un- beknown to us refined people from Edinburgh? Would I find it exciting and pleasurable?
Please advise.
TJ
ASOH (Emeritus)

What utter tosh and drivel!

Pipesmoker
I thought that keeping to the straight and narrow was the antithesis of haverers.
Anyway my voice is in the course of breaking,having reached the age of puberty,so cannot really assist in the choral side of the ritual.

Disgusted, Tunbridge Wells,

Yeah, I went there once and didn't like it much either!

Next time you post, please remember to use the word "of"
so that you can be

Disgtusted of Tunbridge Wells

Wendy A.S.O.H

sorry about the extra "t"

Susan
I feel you have annoyed Tunbridge Wells here.
He/She is obviously unsuited to be initiated and I for one will be placing a black ball in the bag.

Dear fellow members (can we be fellows if we are of the feminine persuasion?)

I have sent myself my CV, which I must say was beoootifully ritten wth vary fw speling misteaks (and no apostrophes in the wrong place - well, actually, just no apostrophes).

After careful consideration I have allowed myself the honour of joining this august band of haverers and have been diligently practising on the dog.

Yours Havershiply
S
xx