Dear Mr Pipesmoker. I am so glad to know that I still belong in the `girl` category according to your definition!
Old gal. If your birthday is soon, many happy returns. I speak from experience when I say it is not so bad once the day is over!! So have a lovely birthday and go out for a great meal. Much as we all wish you well on your forthcoming run/walk, I think you are wise not to reveal your name etc. None of the regular contributors would wish you harm but goodness knows who else reads this with malice in mind.