Be careful what you wish for, Busby.
A man was riding his Harley near Los Angeles when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, The Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over, thought about it, and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said: 'Your request is materialistic !
Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking - the supports required reaching to the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for such worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought really hard about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives.
I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
There was a long silence ...
Then the Lord replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge'?