It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts..
Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes
And drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
He was kicked out of office twice,
Sleeps until noon,
Used opium in college
And drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
He is a decorated war hero,
He's a vegetarian,
Drinks an occasional beer
And never committed adultery.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?