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celadon

24th February 2013, 11:26
Crazy Laws - North Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

It is legal to shoot a native on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.

Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

In Fargo ND, one may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.
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celadon

2nd March 2013, 11:12
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts..
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes
And drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice,
Sleeps until noon,
Used opium in college
And drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero,
He's a vegetarian,
Doesn't smoke,
Drinks an occasional beer
And never committed adultery.


Which of these candidates would be your choice?
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bigbadmarty2

2nd March 2013, 11:15
Coral bookies are offering 1000/1 for Bob Geldolf to be next pope
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chrise

2nd March 2013, 11:16
Might candidate C be called Schicklgruber?
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rossim

2nd March 2013, 11:32
Glad to see you back Celadon. I'll be visiting this thread frequently now there is a 'last' option.
I think A might be Churchill.
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greedy kite

2nd March 2013, 11:58
I'm annoyed because I've seen this one before & can't remember who any of them were! Don't keep us waiting too long!
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rossim

2nd March 2013, 14:13
Sorry I meant B for Churchill.
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redundantelf

2nd March 2013, 14:26
Rossim - think of an American President for A.

I've followed this thread for ages now and have always used the 'shortcut' to read the new posts, but I think it's brilliant now that you can view it back to front.
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rossim

2nd March 2013, 15:03
Going on the drink alone it must be Roosevelt!
I'm pretty new to IT so I didn't know how to shortcut. I hated the back to front thread system when I first looked at the improved forum but it does have its occasional uses.
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redundantelf

2nd March 2013, 19:07
Yes - that's the one rossim, good old FDR himself.

I only use the newest post first format on this thread.
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