Jazzgirl, The first time I read it was, I think, in a book by US sports writer AJ Leibling, and it made me laugh. The first time I heard anyone say it was in Ronnie Scott's club years later. It was early evening, there were few people were in the club and Ronnie Scott kicked off proceedings with a fast and furious number. The applause that came did not please him, "Let's all join hands and contact the living," he said, No-one laughed and he looked at the band and said, I'm sure he thought sotto voce, "I should of stood in bed." The band laughed.
Scott was always said to be a great wit, but I always found his humour to be cruel. Jazzgirl, somewhere I read a post about Chris Barber going unrecognised in the Honours List, was that yours?