Once read the book Auto da fe by Elias Canetti. This thread is much more entertaining although to be fair that wouldn't be difficult. Because the book had been banned I assumed it would be racy. Wrong!
Syzzie: It occurs to me that General Motors already has the Chevy Volt, which has a reputation for spontaneously combusting. Perhaps they'd consider renaming it.
Re Monty Python skit: Quite the rack.
Rosalind: I must recast my image of you.