This thread seems to have its own faithful followers. I don't buy the RT so can't join in.
However, in answer to Magworth, I bought a Wicke's (it's got our name on it) kitchen a few years back. Far from having too many bits, there were not enough. After I'd phoned several times about missing feet (not too difficult to count to 4, you'd think)doors, shelves, supports etc they told me to open all the boxes and claim all the missing stuff at once! 'scuse me, the contents of 19 boxes all over a small living room??
The next Christmas they sent me a bottle of chsmpagne to say sorry!
You sound like an ideal husband, Pipesmoker, apart from the pipe. Cheers!