Jazzgirl, I suspect Mr McQ doesn't know of the Plectron brothers. They sound no less fabricated than this Trelawney chap (although a friend of mine does know him personally. What a name-drop - I have a friend who knows someone who is mildly well-known in classical music circles. Go me!)
Well done for getting the answers.
Mr McQ, have faith, I'm sure we would get there eventually, especially if it's alphabetical. No dumbing-down, please!