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A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES.

The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read... MAIN ENTRANCE

HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

The new bride had spent two hours preparing her first breakfast. She sat down at the table, eagerly watching as her husband slowly savored each forkful.

"How was it, honey?" she asked when he'd finished.

"Well," he began thoughtfully, wiping his lips, "you probably could have beaten the eggshells a little longer, but on the whole, it was a good start!"

Re post 1626 - truth is stranger than fiction sometimes.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFCrJleggrI

Hi AB
You have to be impressed that the radio people managed not to crack up!

The lady came back on the radio later on and she realized at long last that the sign was for the motorist. Bless her !

That's a fun video; have seen it a few times. However, like anything you see on the Web, take it with a pinch (pound?) of salt.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/deercrossing.asp
Good site for checking all that baloney that lands in your Inbox.

Bill Gates still hasn't sent me the $1000 promised years ago. However, there is a widow of an African politician who wants me to help her move the proceeds of the estate to the west. Very nice commission!

@Celadon 1625

Good one. That would make great copy for a book on business acumen !

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.


The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

Celadon, stop exaggerating, unless a man has a bathroom all to himself he nicks the soap and toothpaste that the woman has provided - the number is four!