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That's a fun video; have seen it a few times. However, like anything you see on the Web, take it with a pinch (pound?) of salt.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/deercrossing.asp
Good site for checking all that baloney that lands in your Inbox.

Bill Gates still hasn't sent me the $1000 promised years ago. However, there is a widow of an African politician who wants me to help her move the proceeds of the estate to the west. Very nice commission!

@Celadon 1625

Good one. That would make great copy for a book on business acumen !

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.


The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

Celadon, stop exaggerating, unless a man has a bathroom all to himself he nicks the soap and toothpaste that the woman has provided - the number is four!

How many keep to their own towels? ........down to three!

How many people actually want the free Prince George calendar given with every copy of the Daily mail last Saturday?

Sorry Susan you won't like this one........

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning; "Windows frozen, won't open.”

Husband texts back; "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts husband back 5 minutes later; "The Computer screen has gone black, what do I do now.?”

I don't think Susan will be alone.......

See if I can guess your age elle.....

Choose a number from 1 to 10
Multiply it by 2
Add 5
Multiply x 50
Add 1764
Subtract the year that you were born
You now should have 3 numbers; the 1st is your chosen number; the remainder is your age.

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

'I got a cook book once', said the first, 'but I could never do anything with it.'

'Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?' asked the second.

You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and...'