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oh dear, Jazzy, don't start that again......my sides are still hurting from last time!

Elle, it is not always switched on!
Don't tell anyone!
The masterswitch is up in the turret beside the cauldrons of boiling oil.
A secret, remember!

Rusty, I think you ought to know a pantomime horse does have ears!

Well, I am off to do some gardening for an hour or two and also the portcullis needs oiling.

I'll remember! I won't tell a soul, Rusty!
How do you trigger the outpourings of the boiling oil?

Anyway, I'll leave you to your fortifiications as I'm going out!
'll leave the front door open so that the burglars don't actually have to break in and do any structural damage !
I'll even put the kettle on and set out the tea tray......

Elle, if I told you that I would have to kill you, I am afraid.
Remember, "Loose lips lose lives"!
Aren't tigers very expensive to keep these days!

I'm going before I become hysterical......

Elle
I thought that the whole point behind Norah’s warning and advice was not to give out unnecessary personal information.
Everyone now knows that you will be going out shortly.

But as no one knows either my name or where I live, much good will that information do them, Kenyatta!
And I haven't disclosed a specific destination, so no one will be lying in wait for me there, either!
Rest assured, I am not making light of Norah's warning to us all, but let's keep this in prospective.