The victory parade, which was supposed to be tomorrow morning, has just been postponed to Wednesday, since it's still snowing like crazy and the wind chill's going to be -20 F. The parade isn't in Foxborough but in downtown Boston. It's a rather small city, you know, only the 24th-largest in the US. The players get to ride the silly duck boats. When the Red Sox rode them after their first World Series win since 1918, the mayor famously announced: "Gentlemen, mount your ducks!" And no, I won't be going; I'll still be digging myself out.