So, with one vote each for mattrom, AB, ixion & Paul's other one, it's tha latter's Nr 12 that wins the day:
"I crap alone -- rear turbulence when eating this?"
Very neat, Paul, and have fun setting next week's!
I hope the relatively low number of participants wasn't a reflection of the difficulty of the phrase I chose --- it's a good job I gave up my original idea "Naga Viper", whicvh was the British invention that was superseded by the American , C.R. (just a few more hundred thousand units of hot-ness: all we ever eat is only a few hundred).
Two of you already hinted at the prize --- and I hope the link works first time round:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH3WfWehetY
Sorry again I was offline so long, & thanx again to Ros & Chris for helping out (thank God I had one telephone number & that at least the phone was working).
It was fun reading your entries: keep up the good work!
GK.