Though we still haven’t heard from paul, I am able to declare AB @ 17 the winner with 5 votes – aristo or Rosalind could only attain 3 votes with paul voting for them.
AB’s was my favourite amongst a very high standard too, though I did also like “a prick with a fork” from bullfrog – it reminded me of a semi-(in)competent hospital houseman I knew long ago, who approached a worried patient with the words “It’s only a little prick with a needle”.
To answer emrach, I had toyed with a variant on the “try beef cliché” that ixion used in post 5.
The prize is a little longer than usual this week – about ten minutes. It is the first of the “Posh Nosh” series that the BBC made a few years ago. If you like it, the others are also available on YouTube – search for “Posh Nosh”. (As you will probably guess, I had decided on the prize before setting the task.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzjR0yL4f0Y