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Perhaps this isn't the moment to quote:
"There was a young man of St. John's......"

Instead:
A large loon in the Arctic? Not Sir Ranulph, though. (5,8,5)

I don't know that chris so you'll have to continue ......

I think perhaps I had better not, Mrs T. Let's just say the student wanted to get to know the swans intimately, but the porter suggested an alternative.

lol, I'll have to google that one.

Ha !
Had to google that one - found it here with some other good'uns

http://www.textfiles.com/humor/limerick.jok

black throated birds?

The boy stood on the burning deck eating a plate of scallops, one fell down his trouser leg and hit him on his................................................................................................................................................... Knees















missed his ******** completely

No, Mrs T ..... but it is another bird.

I feel a new weekly competition coming on, chuckling at bobs mum's verse and bbm's link.