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the joker

20th June 2012, 17:02
Hi Phillip
Am with you on the flavouring idea of sheep dip for the Aberdonian and Welsh markets.
How about Molasses for the seemingly rapidly expanding "other side"?
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pastille

20th June 2012, 17:08
It's a pity the domain name holymoly has already been taken...
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phillip

20th June 2012, 17:23
hello TJ, we're making great progress aren't we. I reckon we should take up Alan's offer to supply the raw material. so long as he is happy to scrape out most of the inside bits.

we should turn our attention to devising our global TV campaign. I think we will need a front man. someone suave, a sort of lounge lizard meets man about town meets porn star. he'll need a good "character" name. how about Dick Thrust. I have trevor in mind actually, do you think he'll be up for it (we can always jack him up with blue pills).
I visualise trevor face on to camera giving a leering sort of smile, raising an eyebrow like roger moore does and saying......"Dick's the name, thrusting's the game" for the opening line. it could become his catchphrase when he is offered the inevitaable spin off series chat show invites.
what do you think......
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the joker

20th June 2012, 18:05
Brilliant idea Phillip.Trevor is our man but he may cost us overmuch.
I feel we should offer him an interest in the embryo Company and of course a reasonable share of the profits.
My only concern is that he may be too tied up with the GD to devote the necessary time required to reach his full potential.
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phillip

20th June 2012, 18:36
Oh, I'm not so sure Joker. trevor's quick you know, ferret and drainpipe springs to mind. anyway,when the GD hears about this, she'll want in. and I do mean in. I suppose we do need a female touch,what do you think, GD or Pastille- it's a toss up isn't it.
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the joker

20th June 2012, 20:31
Phillip
Remember we do have Mamya,knitting the Rampant Mole badges 24/7,and we don't want to put her nose out of joint.
Yes bring on Pastille,after all she's had a haircut in anticipation of playing her part on the Board.
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phillip

20th June 2012, 23:15
Yes, I understand Mamya's Mole Skin Four bobble hats have to be seen to be believed. and I can't wait to see her pop-up Mole Skin Four book featuring some of trevor's/dick thrust's fun packed adventures.
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rosalind

20th June 2012, 23:21
I am still coming to terms with the expression "jack him up with blue pills". Several interesting pictures present themselves.
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the joker

20th June 2012, 23:55
Can you make sure that the following is put on the agenda for our next meeting.
Does anyone have a solution for penetrating the sizeable vegetarian market with our product.
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pastille

21st June 2012, 00:02
I'm in...as opposed I'm out...

Dragon Denny style...

Back soon....

We are going to kick ass...

You will not regret my imput...sussing out Facebook shops as we speak...and me and the twitter ...sorted!

G.D. You are my heroine ...but times change...my time now....whisper...mmmmmwhhhaj...
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