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The French agree with a Jewish nationalist, both losing heads and one squeezes a box (12)

Some very funny entries

If the cat wins this week will it be a catsatrophy?


My vote is for rambler, post 15

A cataclysm, for sure.

Rambler post 36.

djawhufc, post 2.

By the way, an RSPCA man knocked on my door a while ago but didn't stay long. He said he could smell singed cat hair but could find no other signs that a cat had ever been in the house.

What a coincidence. Just heard on BBC news that an RSPCA agent has disappeared.

News spreads quickly.

djawhufc post 2

The Press Office of the Inquisition has just issued the following short communique:

All allegations that staff of the Inquisition are implicated in the diaappearance of RSPCA inspectors and family pets is entirely without foundation, as is the supposition that a street musician found tied to an accordion and dumped in a skip was in any way ill-treated under interrogation. The truth is that he voluntarily submitted to a survey of leisure interests and cooperated in trying out various items of a sharp or hot nature. He was fit and well when last seen on Inquisition premises.

You left out the last sentence: "We would like to emphasize that RSPCA representatives should always be treated with respect, and recommend that they be served with a good Merlot."