Bees, no apologies for Londoners in particular?
We have to live in shit areas because northerners take all the decent jobs and all the decent housing and then move back up north taking all the money with them.
we pay the highest prices for everything.(including sex, if we can get it)
we put up with 'soft southern bastard' jibes because we wear coats in winter.
i do realise that things could be worse - i could live up north for instance.
it's grim up north!!
...is Grimsby up north?