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Vibrator pawed hourly, wasted without double sheathing for resemblance of member (9)

Additive-free raw butter's churned into German delicacy (9)

We initially trust Rab to cook sausage (9)

yes, looks like i'm gonna have to ring them again.
just to be clear - i am steven 'Young'?
... and all the other details, i can read straight off the form you filled in?
let me know.

the phrase 'what a Palaver' was invented for crap like this!

get well soon.

oops! if anyone mistook my last post for a clue, then i pity you.

ground control to major trevor. do you have a problem.

Oh Dear God,
Phillip,
i think i might have accidentally sent my mother some porn and a cryptic clue to a lawyer.

Well, so long as you are not actually in it you should be able to talk your way out of it.

Burnt straw? No no, its sausages! (9)

Surely you could have thought of something better than Steven Young for your porn persona. And you have to read off a form? Can't be too engaging.