Thanks clueless contributors you for all your entries.
The usual high standard was maintained making it very difficult to pick a winner. Two early entries caught my eye(only four minutes after posting), sallyw's topical reference to “movember” and andyc's “I am the walrus”. Special mention also to TonyW's “Hitler only had one” and pastille for most evil laugh....but there can be only one winner.
The coveted mantle of CLUELESS custodian passes to peterm with “Toothbrush, maybe, has to hurt going round the inside of gob” (9)
Two part prize, the first being a good candidate for a caption competition the second a "movember" related Family Guy clip(not for those of a squeamish disposition)
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01213/chauhan_1213204i.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4&feature=related