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Phillip,

I'm slender and tall, well 6ft 2" actually, fair-headed, quite wealthy (mostly inherited from my parents) live in a large detached farmhouse with various tenant farmers surrounding it. They don't trouble me much because my estate manager collects the rents.

The staff are mostly from the local villages apart from the Chef, who is French.

I have several cars, but my favourite is a smallish 4 x 4 because the others are all rather pretentious.

I feel I'm up for a challenge in life, so to this end...

Will you marry me?

Actually Phill I have an IQ of 158, which puts me at genius level. And yourself?

It's a pity you missed out on a decent education.

PLEASE...PLEASE...Can I be Matron Of Honour...

and...and I good with horses...and dogs...and good at organising "PARTIES"

So excited...

Grammar School Educated, 10 O levels - mostly A's and B's including Maths, Biology French and English Lang and Lit. I also have trained in photography. Know some Latin, German and Welsh, only reason I didn't finish University was extreme ill health. Balls in your court.

I'm prepared to accept that of the three of you sal has the highest IQ. It must be a toss up between pas and wen which one gets as far as being a positive number.

OMG, sounds like I'm boasting - sorry.

I have you know I am an idiots of ant!

PASTILLE,

Good at organising parties eh? Up until now, I've usually had my invitations printed, but would really prefer the hand-written version.

Also, I could have an opening for a person to oversee the gardeners - 6 or 7 of them are fine but the other 5 are a bit slapdash.

The flowers would need to be picked and sent to the florist the day before the event.

Can you help with this too?

Phillip dear, could you just pop over to the food and drink thread where some questions need answering. I've just done 5. See if you can get some. Thanks :)))