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celadon

22nd November 2014, 10:42
"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book." ~ Ronald Reagan
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celadon

23rd November 2014, 08:59
Morbid advice no.1.

If you murder somebody, bury them under a dead dog. Body-sniffing hounds will dig up the dead dog and the police will think it's false positive.
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celadon

24th November 2014, 11:08
ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
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celadon

30th November 2014, 08:28
A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES.

The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read... MAIN ENTRANCE

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celadon

1st December 2014, 07:33
HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

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celadon

3rd December 2014, 16:42
The new bride had spent two hours preparing her first breakfast. She sat down at the table, eagerly watching as her husband slowly savored each forkful.

"How was it, honey?" she asked when he'd finished.

"Well," he began thoughtfully, wiping his lips, "you probably could have beaten the eggshells a little longer, but on the whole, it was a good start!"
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ab

3rd December 2014, 17:13
Re post 1626 - truth is stranger than fiction sometimes.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFCrJleggrI
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chrise

3rd December 2014, 17:25
Hi AB
You have to be impressed that the radio people managed not to crack up!
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jazzgirl

3rd December 2014, 18:02
The lady came back on the radio later on and she realized at long last that the sign was for the motorist. Bless her !
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syzygy

4th December 2014, 06:13
That's a fun video; have seen it a few times. However, like anything you see on the Web, take it with a pinch (pound?) of salt.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/deercrossing.asp
Good site for checking all that baloney that lands in your Inbox.

Bill Gates still hasn't sent me the $1000 promised years ago. However, there is a widow of an African politician who wants me to help her move the proceeds of the estate to the west. Very nice commission!
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