Thanks all. BASIL & SPORT look like good answers.
Sadly, I have to post my entry and rely on the vagaries of Royal Mail to try and get to the top of the heap. I've been doing the Wee Stinker for as many years as I can remember (with the current state of senility that could be any number!) but still only have one "Runner Up" t-shirt. I must be missing a trick or two!