A garden of twisted delights! I loved reading all of them. A few favorite touches: the lovely mattrom’s “Nurse Brooks babbled” and “Bo’s film bores” (wonderful), fiery’s “left and right hooks”, ab’s gem “decathlon”, bigbad’s emasculated chancellor (who knew?), skyewalker’s charming “dines out with starters”… and whoa, tatters! And you stumped me, les! But I’d better get on with it. I’m going with the sweet craftsmanship of ixion’s clue @21:
Articles regularly used on incline, they help climbers (8)
Your prize is a peek at one of those usually unseen miracles all around us (although this one’s a little creepy):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--C0921z9K4
Thanks to all for the challenge and the fun. You folks are quite something.