Reporting from the French front:
1. We have nothing involving King John on Google today.
Just about as likely that the French will celebrate Waterloo on Thursday (yes, I know about the massive re-enactment that's planned, but imho they're a bunch of misguided patriotic militarists).
2. Just as positive for me personally: there is no Marmite, Bovril or any other British poison in local supermarkets here, but there IS HP, Branston, Lea & Perrins, & plenty of (e.g.) salt & vinegar crisps. Splendid isolation in The Gers!!!